Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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