why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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