it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We had to coat check the pizza.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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