saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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