ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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