Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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