its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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