He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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