You just made me feel so damn special
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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