You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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