I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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