This is the prime rib incident all over again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
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I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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