dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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