You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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