So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
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This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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