hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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