wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
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i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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