We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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