it wasn't lemon gatorade
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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