Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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