We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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