It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
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Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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