I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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