God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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