She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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