Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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