so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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