thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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