I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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