Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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