soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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