I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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