do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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