is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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