I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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