Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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