just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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