can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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