I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Houston, we have a blender
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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