I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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