if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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