Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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