I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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