road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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