you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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