Betty ford says i'm here all night
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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