Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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