I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
tell me about the eggs
Randomize