no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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