I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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